Dad smiled.
“There’s no way you can hide from me.”
I counted to twenty.
Then I looked everywhere.
Behind the couch.
Under the bed.
In the garage.
After fifteen minutes, Dad walked into the living room carrying a bag of chips.
“You weren’t hiding!” I said.
He grinned.
“Nope.”
“So where were you?”
“At the grocery store.”
“You cheated!”
Dad shrugged.
“You never said I had to stay home.”
😂 Moral: Always make the rules clear before playing with Dad.
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