My friend sat down with a huge slice of chocolate cake.
I stared at him.
“I thought you were on a diet.”
“I am.”
“Then why are you eating cake?”
He smiled.
“This is my cheat day.”
“You’ve had three cheat days this week.”
He nodded proudly.
“I’m very committed.”
“To the diet?”
“No… to the cheat days.”
I couldn’t stop laughing.
😂 Moral: Some diets are stronger in theory than in practice.
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