The Pizza Delivery Guy Looked Very Confused

My little brother waited until everyone was asleep. He slowly opened his bedroom door. He tiptoed down the hallway. He carefully avoided the floorboards that made noise. Then he reached the front door. He turned the handle very slowly. CREAK. He froze. Nobody moved. He smiled. “Mission successful.” Then the lights suddenly came on. Dad…

At a restaurant, a waiter noticed a man staring angrily at his steak. “Is everything okay?” The man pointed at it. “This steak is tough.” The waiter apologized. “I’ll get you another one.” The man shook his head. “No.” “Would you like something else?” “No.” “Then what can I do?” The man leaned toward the…

A waiter placed a plate in front of a customer. “Your steak, sir.” The customer stared at it. “I didn’t order steak.” The waiter froze. “I’m terribly sorry.” The customer picked up his fork. “Don’t worry.” “But this isn’t your order.” “I know.” The waiter looked confused. “Then why are you eating it?” The customer…

A man called the hotel front desk at midnight. “There’s something wrong with my room.” The receptionist asked, “What’s the problem, sir?” “It’s too quiet.” She paused. “Too quiet?” “Yes. I can’t sleep.” “Would you like us to send someone up?” “Absolutely.” A few minutes later, a hotel employee knocked on the door. “How can…

The auctioneer held up an old wooden chair. “Who’ll start me at $20?” A man shouted, “$20!” “$30?” “$30!” “$40?” Suddenly, a woman in the back shouted, “$100!” Everyone turned around. The auctioneer looked excited. “$100! Do I hear $110?” The woman yelled, “No! I said my husband is $100 in debt!” The auctioneer froze….