The Farmer Bought a Rooster That Refused to Wake Anyone Up
A farmer bought a rooster famous for waking the whole neighborhood.
The next morning, nothing happened.
No crowing.
No noise.
Nothing.
The farmer waited.
Finally, at noon, the rooster screamed,
“COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!”
The farmer ran outside.
“What took you so long?”
The rooster looked at him proudly.
“Everyone was sleeping.”
“That’s why you’re supposed to wake them!”
The rooster shook his head.
“I didn’t want to be rude.”
The farmer stared at him.
“You’re a rooster.”
“I know.”
“Your entire job is waking people up!”
The rooster nodded.
“Exactly.”
“So?”
“I’ve decided to respect sleeping hours.”
The farmer sighed.
“You’re fired.”
The rooster smiled.
“Good. I was looking for a quieter job anyway.”
😂 Moral: Give someone one job and they may immediately develop work-life balance.