The Wedding Photographer Asked the Groom to Look Natural.
The wedding photographer was taking pictures of a nervous groom.
“Relax,” she said. “Just act natural.”
The groom nodded.
“Okay.”
“Perfect. Now smile.”
He smiled.
“Not that smile. Give me a natural smile.”
He tried again.
“Better. Now put your arm around your bride.”
He did.
“Wonderful! Now look lovingly into her eyes.”
The groom stared at his bride.
The photographer lowered her camera.
“What happened?”
The groom whispered, “I forgot what loving looks like.”
His bride immediately said, “You’ve been married to me for three years.”
The groom looked at her.
“Exactly. I haven’t had to perform it since the wedding.”
The photographer slowly lowered her camera again.
The bride smiled.
“Keep taking pictures.”
“Why?”
“I want evidence for the lawyer.”
😂 Moral: Some wedding photographers accidentally become witnesses.