Dad proudly brought home a brand-new treadmill.
“I’m getting healthy,” he announced.
Mom smiled.
“Good!”
The first day, Dad walked on it for ten minutes.
The second day, five minutes.
The third day, he didn’t use it at all.
A week later, Mom noticed something strange.
The treadmill was covered with clothes.
She asked,
“What happened to your exercise machine?”
Dad looked at it.
“It’s still exercising.”
“How?”
“It’s holding all these clothes.”
Mom laughed.
“That’s not what a treadmill is for.”
Dad nodded.
“I know.”
“Then why are you using it like that?”
He smiled.
“Because it’s the only exercise equipment in the house that actually gets used every day.”
Mom shook her head.
“You’re impossible.”
Dad pointed at the treadmill.
“At least it’s getting its money’s worth.”
😂 Moral: Every treadmill has two purposes: exercise and becoming the most expensive clothes hanger in the house.