She finally walked over. “Sir, are you looking for a book?” “No.” “Then why are you sitting here?” “I’m waiting.” “For what?” He pointed to the huge book in front of him. “This book says it will change my life.” The librarian looked at the cover. “It’s a self-help book.” “Yes.” “And you haven’t opened…
The cashier smiled. “Good choice.” The man nodded. “I really need this.” The cashier put the book in a bag. “Will you start reading it tonight?” The man laughed. “Tonight?” The cashier looked confused. “Yes.” The man shook his head. “No, no.” “I bought it early.” The cashier asked, “Early for what?” The man smiled….
The librarian walked past a shelf and saw a man sitting on the floor. “Sir, what are you doing?” The man whispered, “I’m hiding.” “From who?” “My wife.” The librarian looked confused. “Why would your wife be here?” The man pointed at a book. “She gave me this book and told me to read it.”…