Her daughter looked completely serious. “It’s for emergencies.” Her mother blinked. “What kind of emergency needs a spoon?” “Dessert.” “That’s not an emergency.” The girl shook her head. “You say that now.” Her mother pointed toward the kitchen. “We have ice cream in the freezer.” The girl smiled. “Exactly.” Her mother sighed. “You brought the…
Her son came into the kitchen and saw the note. He stared at the cake. Then he stared at the note. A few minutes later, Mom came back. Half the cake was gone. She shouted, “Did you eat the cake?” Her son pointed at the note. “No.” Mom looked at the empty plate. “Then what…
Mom held up a sock during breakfast. “Whose is this?” Nobody answered. She looked at everyone. “I’ll ask again. Whose sock is this?” Her son looked confused. “Mom, why would anyone leave a sock in the kitchen?” Mom pointed at him. “That’s exactly what someone with a kitchen sock would say.” Her daughter started laughing….