The Old Man Went to the Doctor and Asked for One Very Strange Thing
An old man walked into the doctor’s office.
“Doctor, I have one request.”
The doctor smiled.
“What is it?”
“When I die, please don’t let my family cry too much.”
The doctor looked surprised.
“Why?”
The old man smiled.
“Because they never listened to me when I was alive.”
The doctor laughed.
“That’s a little dark.”
The old man nodded.
“I know.”
Then he looked at the clock.
“But don’t worry. I already told them the funeral starts at 8.”
The doctor asked,
“And?”
The old man smiled.
“They’re always late.”
😂 Moral: Some people plan their own funeral just to make sure their family finally arrives on time.