The caretaker watched him carefully. “What are you doing here?” “I came to cut the grass.” The caretaker pointed at the graves. “At this hour?” The man nodded. “I work nights.” The caretaker looked suspicious. “Why would anyone want to mow a graveyard at midnight?” The man smiled. “I like working where nobody complains.” The…
The old man looked around the funeral home. “Just checking prices.” The worker looked confused. “For who?” The old man pointed at himself. “Me.” The worker went quiet. The old man smiled. “What? I like to plan ahead.” The worker asked, “Do you want the cheapest option?” The old man shook his head. “No.” “I…
An old man walked into the doctor’s office. “Doctor, I have one request.” The doctor smiled. “What is it?” “When I die, please don’t let my family cry too much.” The doctor looked surprised. “Why?” The old man smiled. “Because they never listened to me when I was alive.” The doctor laughed. “That’s a little…