Her son came into the kitchen and saw the note.
He stared at the cake.
Then he stared at the note.
A few minutes later, Mom came back.
Half the cake was gone.
She shouted, “Did you eat the cake?”
Her son pointed at the note.
“No.”
Mom looked at the empty plate.
“Then what happened?”
He said,
“The note said, ‘Do not touch the cake.’”
“So?”
“I used a spoon.”
😂 Moral: Never give a child rules with tiny holes in them.
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