My Mom Caught Me Talking to Myself in the Kitchen
Mom walked into the kitchen and found me talking to myself.
She asked, “Who are you talking to?”
I said, “Myself.”
She laughed.
“Why?”
“Because I needed expert advice.”
“And did you get any?”
I nodded seriously.
“Yes.”
“What did you decide?”
“We’re ordering pizza.”
Mom stared at me.
“That’s your expert advice?”
I shrugged.
“Me and I agreed.”
Mom laughed.
“At least you both agree on something.”
😂 Moral: Sometimes the best meetings end with pizza. 🍕