Husband Wife Humor

His wife suddenly asked, “What day is today?” The husband smiled confidently. “Easy. Our anniversary is next month, your birthday is two months later, and our first date was on a Tuesday.” His wife stared at him. “Wow. You actually remember everything!” He smiled. “Of course I do.” She nodded. “Then what did I ask…

After years of arguments, Daniel bought a lie detector. His wife looked at the machine. “What is that?” “A lie detector. Finally, we’ll know who’s telling the truth.” She smiled. “Great.” Daniel connected it to himself. His wife asked, “Did you buy this because you thought I was lying?” BEEP! Daniel stared at the machine….