The Husband Bought a Lie Detector to Settle an Argument With His Wife
After years of arguments, Daniel bought a lie detector.
His wife looked at the machine.
“What is that?”
“A lie detector. Finally, we’ll know who’s telling the truth.”
She smiled.
“Great.”
Daniel connected it to himself.
His wife asked, “Did you buy this because you thought I was lying?”
BEEP!
Daniel stared at the machine.
His wife crossed her arms.
“Interesting.”
“I wasn’t ready!”
“That’s fine.”
She pointed at the machine.
“Ask it again.”
Daniel sighed.
“Did I make a terrible decision buying this?”
BEEP!
His wife nodded.
“See? We finally agree on something.”
😂 Moral: In marriage, sometimes the machine doesn’t detect lies—it detects poor financial decisions.