The Grandma at the Wedding Had One Question for the DJ
The wedding DJ announced,
“Everybody get on the dance floor!”
Everyone started dancing.
Grandma walked over to the DJ.
“Young man.”
The DJ leaned down.
“Yes, ma’am?”
“Do you have any music from my time?”
“Of course!”
He played an old classic.
Grandma smiled.
“Perfect!”
She walked onto the dance floor and started dancing.
Ten seconds later, she returned.
The DJ asked,
“Everything okay?”
She nodded.
“Wonderful.”
“Then why did you come back?”
She leaned closer.
“I forgot my glasses.”
“Where are they?”
“On the table.”
The DJ pointed toward the table.
“They’re right there.”
Grandma smiled.
“Good.”
Then she whispered,
“Now turn the music up. I can’t see who’s watching.”
The DJ burst out laughing.
😂 Moral: Never underestimate Grandma. She may need glasses, but she doesn’t need permission to have fun.