Dad Humor

“Take good care of this watch,” he said. His son nodded. “I will.” The next morning, the father saw the boy wearing it. “Good. What time is it?” The boy looked at the watch. “Eight twenty.” His father checked the clock. “It’s eight fifteen.” The boy frowned. “Then why did you give me a watch…

After installing a motion sensor light, Marcus proudly called his family over. “Watch this.” He walked down the hallway. The light turned on. He smiled. “Perfect.” His daughter walked past. The light turned on. His son walked past. The light turned on. His wife walked past. The light turned on. Marcus looked impressed. “See? It…