The Security Guard Stopped the Man at the Supermarket Exit || Funny Jokes
A man was leaving a supermarket when the security guard stopped him.
“Sir, may I see your receipt?”
The man handed it over.
The guard checked the receipt.
“Everything looks fine.”
The man smiled.
“Great.”
The guard looked at his shopping bag.
“Wait.”
“What?”
“You bought twelve bananas.”
“Yes.”
“Twelve?”
“Yes.”
The guard looked suspicious.
“Why do you need twelve bananas?”
The man shrugged.
“I like bananas.”
“Twelve?”
“I like them a lot.”
The guard stared at him.
“Are you having a party?”
“No.”
“Making a banana cake?”
“No.”
“Then why twelve?”
The man sighed.
“Because they were sold by the dozen.”
The guard paused.
“Fair enough.”
The man started walking away.
Then the guard shouted,
“Sir!”
The man turned around.
“You forgot your bananas.”
He looked down.
He was holding the receipt but had left the entire shopping bag at the checkout.
He laughed.
“That’s why I bought twelve. I clearly need the energy.”
😂 Moral: Buying groceries is easy. Remembering to take them home is apparently an advanced skill.