The Office Printer Chose Violence on Monday Morning || Funny Jokes
The office printer stopped working five minutes before an important meeting.
Sarah pressed the button.
Nothing.
She pressed it again.
Still nothing.
Her coworker walked over.
“What’s wrong?”
“It refuses to print.”
He opened the paper tray.
“There’s no paper.”
Sarah stared at him.
“Well, that explains a lot.”
He added paper and pressed print.
The printer made a terrible noise.
GRRRR… CLUNK… BEEP!
Then it printed one completely blank page.
Sarah picked it up.
“What is this?”
Her coworker looked at it.
“Apparently, the printer has nothing to say.”
Sarah pressed print again.
This time it printed:
PAPER JAM.
She opened every compartment.
There was no paper jam.
She looked at the printer.
“You know what?”
Her coworker asked,
“What?”
“I think it just hates us.”
The printer suddenly started printing twenty pages.
Sarah smiled.
“Never mind.”
Her coworker looked at the pages.
“It’s printing yesterday’s meeting.”
Sarah sighed.
“So it hates us and keeps receipts.”
😂 Moral: Never argue with an office printer. It has access to paper, ink, and your last nerve.