The Woman Woke Up in a Terrible Mood and Decided to Fix It Before Breakfast
She stood in front of the mirror and said, “Today is going to be a great day.” Nothing happened. She smiled. “I am positive.” Still nothing. She danced for ten seconds. “Nope.” She tried deep breathing. “Nope.” Then she opened the fridge. There was one slice of chocolate cake left. Her mood changed instantly. Her…
