The Politician Promised to Make Everyone Rich by Friday
A man in the crowd shouted,
“How?”
The politician smiled.
“Easy. Everyone will get more money.”
The crowd cheered.
Another man asked,
“Where will the money come from?”
The politician paused.
“From the government.”
“Where does the government get it?”
He smiled again.
“From the people.”
The crowd became quiet.
A little boy raised his hand.
“So you are going to give us our own money?”
The politician nodded.
“Yes.”
The boy thought for a moment.
“Can I just keep mine?”
The politician looked at his team.
“We need a new speech.”
😂 Moral: If the money starts in your pocket, don’t clap too fast when someone promises to give it back.