The cashier smiled.
“Good choice.”
The man nodded.
“I really need this.”
The cashier put the book in a bag.
“Will you start reading it tonight?”
The man laughed.
“Tonight?”
The cashier looked confused.
“Yes.”
The man shook his head.
“No, no.”
“I bought it early.”
The cashier asked,
“Early for what?”
The man smiled.
“Next year.”
😂 Moral: Buying the book is easy. Opening it is tomorrow’s problem.
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Dad opened the box and confidently said, “Instructions are for people who don’t know what they’re doing.” Twenty minutes later, he was staring at 14 screws and a chair with only three legs. Mom asked, “Everything okay?” Dad nodded. “Perfect.” “Then why is the chair missing a leg?” He looked at it carefully. “That’s not…
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