Comebacks Humor

A young man walked into an old bookshop and looked around. He picked up a dusty book and said, “This place looks like nobody has cleaned it since dinosaurs were alive.” The old shopkeeper smiled. “That’s not true.” The young man laughed. “Oh really? When was it cleaned?” The shopkeeper calmly replied: “Yesterday.” The young…

A barber finished a customer’s haircut and proudly spun the chair around. “How does it look?” The customer studied himself in the mirror. “Interesting.” The barber laughed. “Interesting? That’s a polite way of saying you hate it.” The customer smiled. “No, I love it.” The barber looked relieved. “Really?” “Yes. I haven’t looked this ridiculous…