The Funeral Worker Asked the Old Man Why He Was Smiling
The old man looked around the funeral home.
“Just checking prices.”
The worker looked confused.
“For who?”
The old man pointed at himself.
“Me.”
The worker went quiet.
The old man smiled.
“What? I like to plan ahead.”
The worker asked,
“Do you want the cheapest option?”
The old man shook his head.
“No.”
“I want the most expensive one.”
“Why?”
The old man smiled.
“So my kids finally regret losing me.”
😂 Moral: Some people leave memories. Others leave a bill.