My Little Brother Tried to Sound Smart at Dinner
At dinner, my little brother suddenly said,
“Did you know the human body is mostly water?”
Dad nodded.
“Yes.”
My brother smiled proudly.
“That means I’m basically a swimming pool.”
Everyone laughed.
He looked offended.
“What?”
Mom said,
“You’re not a swimming pool.”
He thought about it.
“Then why do I get thirsty?”
Dad laughed.
“Because you’re a human.”
My brother nodded.
“Exactly.”
“Exactly what?”
He smiled.
“I’m still waiting for someone to prove I’m wrong.”
Dad shook his head.
“You’re five.”
My brother took another bite.
“Exactly. And I’m already winning arguments.”
😂 Moral: Never argue with a five-year-old who has unlimited confidence and no fear of being wrong.