Teacher Humor

The teacher asked, “Can anyone tell me what the future tense is?” One student raised his hand. “I will.” The teacher smiled. “Excellent. Can you explain it?” The student nodded. “I will.” “Explain it now.” “I will.” The teacher waited. The student smiled. “I told you.” The teacher stared at him. “You’re not answering the…

The substitute teacher walked into the classroom and said confidently: “Today, I want to know who thinks they’re smarter than I am.” Nobody raised a hand. She smiled. “Excellent. At least this class is respectful.” A student in the back slowly raised his hand. The teacher looked surprised. “You think you’re smarter than me?” “No.”…