My Friend Said His New Diet Was Working Perfectly
My friend proudly announced,
“My new diet is amazing!”
I asked, “How much weight have you lost?”
He thought for a second.
“None.”
I looked confused.
“Then how is it working?”
He smiled.
“I’ve stopped gaining weight.”
“How?”
“I stopped checking the scale.”
I laughed.
“That’s not how dieting works!”
He nodded.
“I know.”
“So why are you doing it?”
He took a bite of pizza.
“Because I don’t want the scale to hurt my feelings.”
I couldn’t stop laughing.
😂 Moral: Sometimes ignoring the problem feels easier than solving it. 😂