He walked into a community hall and saw a sign: SILENCE CONTEST — WIN $500 He immediately joined. The judge explained, “The person who stays completely silent the longest wins.” The man nodded. Ten minutes passed. Twenty minutes. An hour. Finally, another contestant stood up and shouted, “I can’t take this anymore!” The man stayed…
The trainer looked at him. “That depends. Do you work out?” “No.” “Do you eat healthy?” “No.” “Do you run?” “Only when someone says, ‘Last slice of pizza.’” The trainer sighed. “Then getting a six-pack will take a long time.” The man looked shocked. “Really?” The trainer nodded. The man smiled and said, “Fine. I’ll…
A man sat beside a statue in the park. After a few minutes, he said, “Life is hard, isn’t it?” The statue said nothing. The man nodded. “Exactly.” A woman walking by stopped and stared at him. “Sir, you know that’s a statue, right?” The man looked at it. “Of course.” “Then why are you…