People Humor

The trainer looked at him. “That depends. Do you work out?” “No.” “Do you eat healthy?” “No.” “Do you run?” “Only when someone says, ‘Last slice of pizza.’” The trainer sighed. “Then getting a six-pack will take a long time.” The man looked shocked. “Really?” The trainer nodded. The man smiled and said, “Fine. I’ll…

A man sat beside a statue in the park. After a few minutes, he said, “Life is hard, isn’t it?” The statue said nothing. The man nodded. “Exactly.” A woman walking by stopped and stared at him. “Sir, you know that’s a statue, right?” The man looked at it. “Of course.” “Then why are you…