My Dad Bought a New Alarm Clock to Wake Up Earlier
Dad proudly announced,
“Tomorrow, I’m waking up at 6 AM!”
Mom asked, “Why?”
“To become more productive.”
The next morning, his alarm started ringing at 6.
He reached over and turned it off.
At 6:05, it rang again.
He turned it off.
At 6:10, it rang again.
Dad shouted,
“Fine! I’m awake!”
Then he pulled the blanket over his head.
At 9 AM, Mom asked,
“Didn’t you say you were waking up at six?”
Dad smiled sleepily.
“I did.”
“Then why are you still in bed?”
“I woke up.”
“And?”
“I went back to sleep. That’s called making good decisions.”
😂 Moral: Waking up early is easy. Staying awake is the real challenge.