The Woman Woke Up in a Terrible Mood and Decided to Fix It Before Breakfast
She stood in front of the mirror and said,
“Today is going to be a great day.”
Nothing happened.
She smiled.
“I am positive.”
Still nothing.
She danced for ten seconds.
“Nope.”
She tried deep breathing.
“Nope.”
Then she opened the fridge.
There was one slice of chocolate cake left.
Her mood changed instantly.
Her husband walked in.
“Wow. You’re happy now?”
She nodded.
“Chocolate cake?”
“No.”
“Coffee?”
“No.”
“Good news?”
“No.”
“Then what happened?”
She pointed at the fridge.
“I remembered I have a personality.”
😂 Moral: Never underestimate the emotional support provided by leftover cake.