The Husband Tried to Prove That He Was Great at Remembering Important Dates
His wife suddenly asked,
“What day is today?”
The husband smiled confidently.
“Easy. Our anniversary is next month, your birthday is two months later, and our first date was on a Tuesday.”
His wife stared at him.
“Wow. You actually remember everything!”
He smiled.
“Of course I do.”
She nodded.
“Then what did I ask you to buy on your way home?”
The husband froze.
There was a long silence.
Finally he whispered:
“I remember the important things.”
His wife smiled.
“Good. Then remember the sofa.”
😂 Moral: A man may remember ten years of history and still forget one bag from the grocery store.