A detective arrived at a birthday party. “The cake has disappeared.” Everyone looked suspicious. He examined the table. “Who was near the cake?” A teenager raised his hand. “I was.” “Did you see anything?” “No.” The detective noticed chocolate on his shirt. “What’s that?” The teenager looked down. “Chocolate.” “From the missing cake?” “No.” “Then…

A customer took one bite of his curry. His face turned bright red. The waiter rushed over. “Is everything okay?” The man whispered, “Water.” The waiter brought water. The man drank it. “More.” He drank another glass. “More!” After five glasses, the waiter asked, “Is it still too spicy?” The man nodded. “Very.” The waiter…

A museum guide noticed a man staring at the same painting for ten minutes. “Beautiful, isn’t it?” The man nodded. “Very.” “What do you like about it?” “The frame.” The guide blinked. “The frame?” “Yes.” “Not the painting?” The man shook his head. “I don’t understand modern art.” The guide smiled. “Then why have you…

A lawyer called his first witness. “Do you know the defendant?” “Yes.” “How long have you known him?” “About ten years.” “Would you say he’s an honest man?” The witness nodded. “Absolutely.” The lawyer smiled. “Thank you.” Then the opposing lawyer stood up. “You say he’s honest?” “Yes.” “Have you ever caught him lying?” The…

At 2 a.m., a hotel guest called reception. “There’s a huge problem with my room.” The receptionist sat up. “What’s wrong?” “The moon is shining directly through my window!” She paused. “Sir, I’m afraid we can’t control the moon.” “I don’t expect you to control it.” “Good.” “I just want a room where it isn’t…

The chef walked into the kitchen. “Dinner is ready!” Everyone cheered. A waiter rushed in. “Chef, there’s a problem.” “What?” “The customer says the soup is cold.” The chef tasted it. “It’s supposed to be cold.” The waiter looked confused. “Why?” “Because it’s gazpacho.” The waiter nodded. “Right.” He went back to the customer. A…

A hotel guest called reception. “Could you send someone to my room?” The bellboy arrived. “How can I help?” The guest pointed at the closet. “There’s a ghost in there.” The bellboy opened the closet. Nothing. He checked behind the clothes. Nothing. “Sir, there’s no ghost.” The guest looked relieved. “Thank goodness.” The bellboy smiled….

A fortune teller studied a man’s palm. She suddenly looked worried. The man became nervous. “What do you see?” She whispered, “Something terrible.” “What?” “You will lose a lot of money.” The man gasped. “When?” She looked at his palm again. “Very soon.” He grabbed his wallet. “How much?” She stared at him. “About $50.”…

A tour guide stood in front of a group and smiled. “Welcome! Today we’ll be exploring the oldest castle in the region.” Everyone followed him inside. He explained the history. “This castle was built in 1420.” A woman raised her hand. “Who built it?” “King Edward.” Another person asked, “How long did it take?” “Twenty…

At a restaurant, a waiter noticed a man staring angrily at his steak. “Is everything okay?” The man pointed at it. “This steak is tough.” The waiter apologized. “I’ll get you another one.” The man shook his head. “No.” “Would you like something else?” “No.” “Then what can I do?” The man leaned toward the…