My grandma asked me to install an online game. The next day she proudly announced, “My team has a tournament tonight.” “You have a team?” “Of course.” “What are you called?” She smiled. “The Wrinkled Warriors.” During the match someone shouted, “Grandma, enemy on the left!” She calmly replied, “I raised three children. I can…

Every morning, my new neighbor stood outside smiling and waving. Naturally, I waved back. After a week, I finally walked over. “Hi! I’m Alex. We’ve been waving at each other every morning, so I thought I’d introduce myself.” He looked surprised. “We have?” “Of course! Every morning!” He laughed. “Oh… I wasn’t waving at you.”…