Her teacher looked at the frozen paper. “Why is your homework frozen?” The girl smiled. “My dad said I should put it on ice.” The teacher blinked. “Why would he say that?” “He said my homework was getting out of hand.” The teacher looked at the paper. “So you froze it?” “Yes.” “Did it help?”…
A man in the crowd shouted, “How?” The politician smiled. “Easy. Everyone will get more money.” The crowd cheered. Another man asked, “Where will the money come from?” The politician paused. “From the government.” “Where does the government get it?” He smiled again. “From the people.” The crowd became quiet. A little boy raised his…
His teacher looked at him. “How?” “I studied history.” The teacher smiled. “Good. What did you learn?” The student proudly said, “People who don’t learn from history repeat their mistakes.” “Excellent.” “So I decided not to study.” The teacher frowned. “Why?” The student smiled. “I’m repeating the mistake of every student who failed before me.”…
Harry stood in his room with his wand. “Accio socks!” Nothing happened. He tried again. “Accio socks!” Still nothing. Hermione walked in. “What are you doing?” “I lost my socks.” “Did you check under the bed?” Harry looked offended. “I’m a wizard. I shouldn’t have to.” Hermione looked under the bed. She pulled out six…
He showed the phone to his friend. “Look how big the screen is!” His friend looked at it. “It looks normal.” The man shook his head. “No. I bought the biggest one.” “Why?” “I couldn’t read my old phone.” His friend laughed. “Did the new one help?” The man smiled. “Not really.” “Then why did…
The waiter brought him a huge salad. The man looked happy. “Perfect.” He picked up his fork. Then he called the waiter back. “Can I get some fries?” The waiter looked surprised. “You ordered a salad.” “I know.” “So why do you want fries?” The man pointed at the salad. “This is my healthy food.”…
The office door would not close. The manager called an engineer. “Can you fix it?” The engineer looked at the door. “Of course.” He worked for an hour. Then he called everyone over. “Done.” The manager opened the door. Behind it was another door. He stared at the engineer. “What is this?” “A better system.”…
His team gathered around him. “How does it work?” The scientist smiled. “Very simple.” He walked into another room. Everyone waited. One minute passed. Then two. Someone opened the door. The scientist was gone. Everyone gasped. “He did it!” They searched the room. Nothing. Suddenly, the scientist walked in from the other side. His assistant…
The singer stopped the music. “Who is singing louder than me?” Everyone became quiet. Then a man in the front raised his hand. “Sorry. That was me.” The singer smiled. “Are you a singer too?” “No.” “Then why were you singing so loudly?” The man looked embarrassed. “My wife told me I should stop wasting…
Every morning, the parrot shouted, “Kevin! Come here!” The dog always ran to the cage. His owner laughed. “His name is Max, not Kevin.” The parrot ignored him. One day, the owner asked, “Why do you keep calling him Kevin?” The parrot looked at the dog. Then it said, “Because every time I say ‘Max,’…