He stared at the note. Naturally, he opened the drawer. Inside was another note: “I told you not to open the drawer.” He looked around nervously. Then he found a third note underneath it: “Seriously. Why don’t you listen?” He laughed. “Very funny.” Then he noticed one final note. It said: “If you are reading…
He took the parrot home and whispered, “I hide snacks under my bed.” The parrot said nothing. The man smiled. “Good bird.” Then he whispered, “I also told my wife I stopped eating at night.” The parrot stayed quiet. The next morning, his wife walked into the room. The parrot shouted, “CHECK UNDER THE BED!”…
The clock sat on the wall and spoke every hour. “It’s six o’clock.” The man smiled. “Thank you.” At seven, the clock spoke again. “It’s seven o’clock.” “Thanks, buddy.” At eight, the man heard the clock again. “It’s eight o’clock.” The man smiled. “You’re a good friend.” His sister looked at him. “You know it’s…