The trainer looked at him.
“That depends. Do you work out?”
“No.”
“Do you eat healthy?”
“No.”
“Do you run?”
“Only when someone says, ‘Last slice of pizza.’”
The trainer sighed.
“Then getting a six-pack will take a long time.”
The man looked shocked.
“Really?”
The trainer nodded.
The man smiled and said,
“Fine. I’ll get one from the store.”
😂 Moral: Some people train their body. Others train their shopping skills.
He took the parrot home and whispered, “I hide snacks under my bed.” The parrot said nothing. The man smiled. “Good bird.” Then he whispered, “I also told my wife I stopped eating at night.” The parrot stayed quiet. The next morning, his wife walked into the room. The parrot shouted, “CHECK UNDER THE BED!”…
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