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A man entered a bakery. “I need a birthday cake.” The baker smiled. “Of course. What should we write on it?” “Surprise me.” The baker nodded. “What flavor?” “Surprise me.” “Size?” “Surprise me.” The baker became nervous. “Sir, you’re making this very difficult.” The man smiled. “Exactly.” The baker finally finished the cake. The man…
The family was playing trivia. “What is the capital of France?” Grandma shouted, “Paris!” Everyone cheered. Next question: “What planet is known as the Red Planet?” “Marrrrrrs!” Everyone stared. Grandma smiled. Then came the final question. “What is the largest ocean?” Grandma confidently shouted, “The one with the most water!” Everyone burst out laughing. The…
A man rushed to the airport lost-and-found desk. “I lost my suitcase!” The clerk grabbed a form. “What does it look like?” “Black.” “Brand?” “I don’t know.” “Size?” “Suitcase-sized.” The clerk sighed. “Anything distinctive?” The man thought. “Yes.” “What?” “It has all my clothes inside.” The clerk stared at him. “Sir, that’s true of almost…
A famous food critic visited a restaurant. After dinner, the chef nervously approached. “How was the food?” The critic nodded. “Excellent.” The chef smiled. “Anything you didn’t like?” “One thing.” The chef became nervous. “What?” “The soup.” “What was wrong with it?” “Nothing.” The chef looked confused. “You just said you didn’t like it.” “I…
The professor stood at the front of the classroom. “Who can tell me what causes lightning?” Nobody answered. He repeated, “Come on. This is basic science.” One student slowly raised his hand. “Yes?” “Electricity.” “Correct!” The professor smiled. “Very good. And what causes thunder?” The same student raised his hand. “More electricity?” The professor sighed….
A mechanic crawled under a customer’s car. “There’s definitely a strange noise.” The customer looked worried. “Is it serious?” “Very.” “How much will it cost?” The mechanic crawled out. “Nothing.” The customer looked relieved. “Nothing?” “Correct.” “Then what’s wrong?” “Your radio is on.” The customer stared at him. “That’s it?” “That’s it.” He started laughing….
A detective arrived at a birthday party. “The cake has disappeared.” Everyone looked suspicious. He examined the table. “Who was near the cake?” A teenager raised his hand. “I was.” “Did you see anything?” “No.” The detective noticed chocolate on his shirt. “What’s that?” The teenager looked down. “Chocolate.” “From the missing cake?” “No.” “Then…
A customer took one bite of his curry. His face turned bright red. The waiter rushed over. “Is everything okay?” The man whispered, “Water.” The waiter brought water. The man drank it. “More.” He drank another glass. “More!” After five glasses, the waiter asked, “Is it still too spicy?” The man nodded. “Very.” The waiter…
A museum guide noticed a man staring at the same painting for ten minutes. “Beautiful, isn’t it?” The man nodded. “Very.” “What do you like about it?” “The frame.” The guide blinked. “The frame?” “Yes.” “Not the painting?” The man shook his head. “I don’t understand modern art.” The guide smiled. “Then why have you…
A lawyer called his first witness. “Do you know the defendant?” “Yes.” “How long have you known him?” “About ten years.” “Would you say he’s an honest man?” The witness nodded. “Absolutely.” The lawyer smiled. “Thank you.” Then the opposing lawyer stood up. “You say he’s honest?” “Yes.” “Have you ever caught him lying?” The…