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A dentist noticed his patient nervously staring at the toothbrush on the counter. “Everything okay?” The patient nodded. “Yes.” “You look terrified.” “I’m fine.” The dentist picked up the toothbrush. “This?” The patient backed away. “That’s exactly what I’m talking about.” “It’s just a toothbrush.” “I know.” “Then why are you afraid of it?” The…
An astronomer was staring through his giant telescope. His assistant rushed over. “Did you find something?” “Yes.” “A new planet?” “No.” “A comet?” “No.” “Then what?” The astronomer pointed at the sky. “Someone’s porch light.” The assistant looked confused. “That’s impossible. We’re looking through a powerful telescope.” “I know.” “So why is a porch light…
A basketball coach gathered his team after another terrible game. “We need to talk.” Everyone looked nervous. The coach pointed at the scoreboard. “We scored 42 points.” The players nodded. “Our opponents scored 89.” Everyone looked down. The coach sighed. “Does anyone know what went wrong?” One player slowly raised his hand. “I do.” “What?”…
A man sat in a barber’s chair. “I want a haircut that makes me look younger.” The barber smiled. “Easy.” He started cutting. Twenty minutes later, he held up the mirror. The man stared at himself. “Wow!” “You like it?” “Absolutely.” “You look ten years younger.” The man smiled. “Perfect.” Then he suddenly frowned. “Wait.”…
A fisherman returned home carrying an enormous empty bucket. His wife looked inside. “Where are the fish?” “Escaped.” She raised an eyebrow. “All of them?” “Every single one.” “How?” He sighed. “They were very clever.” She stared at the empty bucket. “How clever?” He sat down. “I caught one.” “Good.” “Then I put it in…
A photographer was taking a family portrait. “Everyone smile!” Click. He checked the camera. “Perfect!” The father asked, “Can we see it?” “Sure.” Everyone gathered around. The mother frowned. “Why is the baby crying?” The photographer zoomed in. The baby was screaming. The father sighed. “Can you fix that?” “Of course.” The photographer edited the…
A gardener was showing a customer around his garden. The customer pointed at a tiny plant. “What’s that?” “A sunflower.” “And that one?” “A tomato plant.” Then they heard a loud scream from behind the bushes. The gardener froze. “What was that?” They rushed over and found his assistant staring at a hole in the…
A taxi was speeding toward the airport when the passenger suddenly shouted, “STOP!” The driver slammed the brakes. “What happened?” The passenger looked terrified. “I forgot something.” “What?” “My luggage.” The driver looked at the empty back seat. “You mean the luggage sitting right there?” The passenger turned around. His suitcase was sitting peacefully on…
A security guard was walking through a supermarket when he spotted a man asleep inside a shopping cart. He woke him. “Sir, what are you doing?” The man opened his eyes. “Shopping.” The guard looked at the completely empty cart. “For what?” The man looked around. “I haven’t decided yet.” “Why are you sleeping?” “I…
The chef ran into the kitchen shouting, “WHO TOOK THE SALT?” Everyone froze. A waiter pointed toward the counter. “It’s right there.” The chef looked. “No, that’s sugar.” The waiter stared at it. “You’re right.” The chef became suspicious. “Who switched them?” Nobody answered. Then the dishwasher walked in. “I did.” The chef looked furious….