The Customer Tried to Insult the Old Bookshop Owner, But Got a Reply He Wasn’t Ready For
A young man walked into an old bookshop and looked around.
He picked up a dusty book and said,
“This place looks like nobody has cleaned it since dinosaurs were alive.”
The old shopkeeper smiled.
“That’s not true.”
The young man laughed.
“Oh really? When was it cleaned?”
The shopkeeper calmly replied:
“Yesterday.”
The young man looked impressed.
“Wow. So you finally cleaned it?”
“No,” said the shopkeeper.
“I finally found the dust.”
😂 Moral: When you insult someone who sells books, make sure they haven’t read one about comebacks.