My Little Brother Started Charging Us for Everything
One morning my little brother placed a sign on the table.
Family Services
- Find the TV remote — $2
- Feed the cat — $2
- Carry groceries — $3
- Tell Dad where his glasses are — $5
A few minutes later Dad asked,
“Has anyone seen my glasses?”
My brother smiled.
“Five dollars.”
Dad paid.
“They’re on your head.”
Mom laughed so hard she nearly spilled her coffee.
Later I couldn’t find my phone.
My brother called it from his own phone.
“There you go.”
“How much?”
“First search is free. Next one’s extra.”
I think he’s secretly running a business.
😂 Moral: Little siblings never miss a chance to make money.