The Barber Looked at His Customer and Said, “Trust Me.”
The barber finished the haircut and turned the chair around.
The customer stared at the mirror.
“That’s… different.”
The barber smiled.
“It’s modern.”
“My left side looks completely different from my right.”
“That’s the style.”
“What style?”
The barber thought for a second.
“Surprise.”
The customer touched his head.
“Can you fix it?”
“Of course.”
The barber picked up the clippers.
The customer immediately stood up.
“No, thank you.”
The barber looked confused.
“You don’t trust me?”
The customer grabbed his wallet.
“I trusted you twenty minutes ago. Look where that got me.”
😂 Moral: When a barber says “trust me,” make sure you still have enough hair left to regret it.