The Farmer Bought a Rooster That Refused to Wake Anyone Up
A farmer bought a rooster famous for waking everyone at sunrise.
The next morning…
Nothing.
The farmer waited.
Still nothing.
At noon, he found the rooster sleeping.
“You had ONE job!”
The rooster opened one eye.
“Relax.”
The farmer froze.
“You can talk?!”
“Obviously.”
“Then why aren’t you crowing?”
The rooster stretched.
“Because I’m on vacation.”
“Vacation?”
“Yes.”
“You can’t take a vacation!”
The rooster looked offended.
“Why not?”
“You’re a rooster!”
“And?”
“Roosters crow!”
“People work.”
“That’s different.”
The rooster laughed.
“Exactly.”
The farmer stared at him.
“So what are you doing today?”
The rooster closed his eyes.
“Absolutely nothing.”
The farmer sighed.
“Fine.”
Then the rooster opened one eye.
“By the way…”
“What?”
“You’re making breakfast.”
😂 Moral: Never hire an employee who understands labor rights better than you do.