Parenting Humor

At dinner, his parents told him to share his chocolate cake with his younger sister. He looked at the cake. Then at his sister. Then back at his parents. “Fine,” he said. He cut the cake into two pieces. His parents smiled. “That’s very nice of you.” The boy gave the big piece to his…

At breakfast, little Noah suddenly put down his spoon and looked seriously at his parents. “I understand everything now.” His father raised an eyebrow. “Everything?” “Yes. Parents tell children what to do, and children pretend they didn’t hear.” His mother laughed. “Is that your big discovery?” “No. I discovered something more important.” “What?” Noah pointed…