The Five-Year-Old Announced That He Had Finally Figured Out How Parents Work
At breakfast, little Noah suddenly put down his spoon and looked seriously at his parents. “I understand everything now.” His father raised an eyebrow. “Everything?” “Yes. Parents tell children what to do, and children pretend they didn’t hear.” His mother laughed. “Is that your big discovery?” “No. I discovered something more important.” “What?” Noah pointed…