My Wife Told Me to Stop Acting Like a Child | Funny Jokes
My wife walked into the living room and said,
“You’re 35. Please stop acting like a child.”
I nodded seriously.
“You’re right.”
She smiled.
“Thank you.”
I stood up, walked to the kitchen, and came back wearing a towel around my shoulders.
She stared at me.
“What are you doing?”
I said,
“I’m Batman.”
She closed her eyes.
“I knew I married the wrong man.”
I pointed dramatically at the hallway.
“Don’t worry. Batman is here.”
She sighed.
“Then Batman can take the trash out.”
I immediately removed the towel.
“Actually, Batman has retired.”
😂 Moral: Even superheroes have limits when chores are involved.