My Wife Told Me to Act Like an Adult for Once
My wife looked at me seriously.
“I need you to act like an adult.”
I nodded.
“You’re right.”
She smiled.
“I knew you’d understand.”
I stood up…
Walked into the bedroom…
Put on a necktie…
Grabbed a briefcase…
Walked back into the living room…
Shook her hand and said,
“Good evening. I’m here for the meeting.”
She stared at me.
“What are you doing?”
“You said to act like an adult.”
“I meant be mature!”
I nodded.
“I’ll schedule that for tomorrow.”
She tried to stay serious…
…but started laughing anyway.
😂 Moral: Always read the hidden instructions too!