My Little Brother Tried to Outsmart Mom
Mom walked into the kitchen and saw an empty cookie jar.
“Who ate all the cookies?”
My little brother immediately said,
“Not me.”
Mom pointed at the crumbs on his shirt.
“Then what’s that?”
He looked down.
“Evidence.”
“Exactly.”
He thought for a moment.
Then he said,
“Maybe someone framed me.”
Mom laughed.
“Who would frame you with chocolate cookies?”
He pointed at Dad.
“He’s always hungry.”
Dad looked shocked.
“Why am I involved?”
My brother smiled.
“Because you’re the only one who can eat the evidence.”
Dad started laughing.
Mom shook her head.
“Nice try.”
My brother grabbed another cookie.
“Okay, but this one is definitely me.”
😂 Moral: When the evidence is on your shirt, it’s probably time to stop making excuses.