A Man Bought a Parrot Because the Seller Said It Could Keep Secrets.
He took the parrot home and whispered,
“I hide snacks under my bed.”
The parrot said nothing.
The man smiled.
“Good bird.”
Then he whispered,
“I also told my wife I stopped eating at night.”
The parrot stayed quiet.
The next morning, his wife walked into the room.
The parrot shouted,
“CHECK UNDER THE BED!”
The man stared at the bird.
“You said you could keep secrets!”
The parrot replied,
“I can.”
Then it looked at his wife.
“He just can’t.”
😂 Moral: Never trust a pet that learns faster than you lie.