The Fortune Teller Gave a Customer a Terrible Prediction
A fortune teller studied a man’s palm.
She suddenly looked worried.
The man became nervous.
“What do you see?”
She whispered,
“Something terrible.”
“What?”
“You will lose a lot of money.”
The man gasped.
“When?”
She looked at his palm again.
“Very soon.”
He grabbed his wallet.
“How much?”
She stared at him.
“About $50.”
The man relaxed.
“That’s it?”
She nodded.
“Yes.”
He smiled.
“That’s not terrible.”
She held out her hand.
“Excellent.”
He looked confused.
“What?”
“That’s my $50.”
He stared at her.
“You just charged me $50 to tell me I’d lose $50!”
She smiled.
“See?”
She pointed at his empty hand.
“The prediction already came true.”
😂 Moral: Some people don’t predict your future—they personally arrange it.