The Customer Complained That His Pizza Was Too Round
A customer called the pizza shop.
“There’s a problem with my pizza.”
The employee asked,
“What’s wrong?”
“It’s round.”
There was silence.
“Sir… pizzas are usually round.”
“I know.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“It’s too round.”
The employee was confused.
“How can a pizza be too round?”
“I don’t know, but this one is suspicious.”
“Suspicious?”
“Yes.”
The employee looked at the pizza.
“Sir, it looks completely normal.”
“Exactly!”
“That’s the problem?”
“Yes!”
The employee sighed.
“What would you like us to do?”
The customer thought for a moment.
“Can you cut it into squares?”
“Why?”
“So it looks less confident.”
The employee burst out laughing.
“Sir, I’ve worked here for six years.”
“And?”
“You’re the first person to bully a pizza.”
😂 Moral: Never underestimate someone who has a personal disagreement with geometry.