My Mom Caught Me Eating Cake at Midnight | Funny Jokes
I was quietly eating cake in the kitchen at midnight when Mom suddenly turned on the light.
She stared at me.
“Why are you eating cake at midnight?”
I froze.
“I couldn’t sleep.”
“So you came downstairs for cake?”
I nodded.
“Yes. Cake makes me sleepy.”
Mom looked at the huge slice in my hand.
“Since when?”
“Since tonight.”
She shook her head and walked away.
Then she stopped.
“Did you at least leave me some?”
I smiled.
“Of course.”
She opened the fridge.
There was one tiny piece left.
She looked at me.
“This is your idea of leaving me some?”
I nodded.
“That’s the sleepy part.”
😂 Moral: Never eat the last piece of cake unless you’re prepared to explain your mathematics.