My Friend Tried to Look Cool at a Coffee Shop
My friend walked into a coffee shop wearing sunglasses and acting like a movie star.
He told the cashier,
“Give me your strongest coffee.”
“Espresso?”
He nodded confidently.
“Exactly.”
She asked, “How many shots?”
He had no idea what she meant, but smiled.
“Surprise me.”
She gave him a triple espresso.
He took one sip and froze.
“That’s strong.”
I laughed.
“You asked for the strongest!”
He took another sip.
Five seconds later, he whispered,
“I can hear the Wi-Fi.”
I nearly fell off my chair.
He stood up.
“Let’s go.”
“Why?”
“I’m starting to understand the password.”
😂 Moral: Never order something just to look cool when you have no idea what you’re ordering.